Wedding Photos The Bride Doesn't Want Anyone Seeing
Getting married is something huge, and it’s a responsibility many people don’t take lightly. That’s part of the reason we see so many bridezillas. The day has to go right, or else! Well, anyone who has been a part of a wedding knows that the event rarely goes as planned. Things go wrong, and those things are often caught on camera. Luckily, we were able to find some of those moments!
These wedding photos are some of the most outrageous moments you've ever seen. Whether intentionally quirky or a straight-up embarrassing accident caught on camera, these are the moments we live for. It is the wedding mishaps that really make the day the most memorable it can be. Don't believe us? These photos have definitely been immortalized thanks to the world wide web.
These are moments the bride wants to keep under wraps. Well, that or she looks back on the pictures years later and regrets her choices. These moments are so awkward that we’re cringing for everyone involved. Sorry, bridezillas! It’s all in good fun. With that said, check out these hilarious photos the bride definitely doesn't want anyone to see.
You may think your wedding photos are something special, but you haven't seen these yet...
Oh boy, where do I even begin with this one? I mean, sure, holding hands is cute and all, but holding each other's bums? That's taking things to a whole new level! I can just imagine the conversation between the bride and groom when they decided on this pose:
Bride: "Honey, I was thinking for our wedding photo, we should hold hands."
Groom: "Nah, that's too boring. How about we hold each other's bums instead?"
Bride: "Ummm, okay?"
And there you have it, folks. A picture perfect moment that's sure to make everyone laugh (and maybe even blush a little). After all, isn't that what weddings are all about? Celebrating love and making memories that will last a lifetime — even if they involve a little bum-grabbing along the way.
Oh, the horror! There's nothing quite like the sight of a groomsman dropping the wedding cake, is there? It's like a slow-motion train wreck that you just can't look away from. You can almost hear the collective gasp from the guests as the cake comes crashing down, and the poor groomsman stands there in shock, covered in frosting and regret.
But hey, if there's one thing we can learn from this hypothetical scenario, it's that life is unpredictable. You can plan and prepare all you want, but sometimes things just don't go according to plan. So next time you're at a wedding and someone drops the cake, just remember to laugh it off and enjoy the moment. After all, it's the imperfect moments that make life interesting!
Well, isn't this a match made in... hell? The bride in her fiery red wig and the groom in his bold red suit, walking down the aisle like they own the place. Talk about making a statement! I can just imagine the guests' reactions as the bride and groom make their grand entrance. "Did we accidentally stumble into a circus?" they might wonder.
But hey, who are we to judge? Maybe red is their favorite color, or maybe they just wanted to stand out from the sea of traditional white and black. As long as it doesn't end like the "Red Wedding" in Game of Throne, this wedding is sure to be one to remember. Let's just hope they don't accidentally set anything on fire with all that red-hot passion!
Ah, the classic "bride holding a fish while the groom wears a scuba diving mask" wedding photo. I'm sure we've all seen this one before, right? I mean, nothing screams "romance" like a fish flopping around in the bride's hands, and the groom looking like he's about to go on a deep-sea expedition.
Maybe the bride and groom are avid fish enthusiasts and wanted to incorporate their love of marine life into their special day (we doubt that). Most likely, they just thought it would be hilarious to see their guests' reactions... Odd choice. Either way, this is one wedding that's surely made a big splash. Let's just hope they didn't accidentally drop the fish in the cake!
Well, well, well. It looks like the bride had a little too much fun on her bachelorette party and fell asleep on a stranger's shoulder. And the groom? Well, he's looking a little less than thrilled about the whole situation. I can just imagine the conversation between them after the photo was taken. "Honey, why were you sleeping on some random guy's shoulder?"
And the bride, still half asleep, would reply with a shrug, "I don't know, he was just really comfy!" But hey, at least the groom was there to look out for her. That's what love is all about, right? Supporting each other through the good times and the not-so-good times, even if it means dealing with a sleepy bride on a bus full of strangers. We doubt she wants this picture to be passed around her social circle, however.
Now here's a wedding photo that's sure to make an impression! The bride and groom, sitting comfortably on a couch in the scoop of a bulldozer, surrounded by flowers and driven by their trusty groomsmen. I can just imagine the guests' reactions as the bulldozer makes its way through the wedding venue. "What in the world is going on here?" they might wonder. One too many drinks from the open bar, perhaps?
But hey, who needs a fancy limousine when you can have a bulldozer, right? And why settle for a boring old wedding arch when you can have a massive construction machine fitted with a crusty old couch. This bride and groom certainly know how to make an entrance, and their groomsmen are clearly up for any challenge. Let's just hope they don't accidentally knock over the wedding cake with that bulldozer!
Princess and the Pauper
Look who's decided to take a stroll through ye olde dirty cobblestone streets on their wedding day! The bride and groom, dressed in full Renaissance regalia, look like they've stepped right out of a history book. And the groom? Well, he's clearly dedicated to keeping his bride's ornate red dress as clean as possible, even if it means lifting it up as they walk. Work fit for a prince!
I can just imagine the bride's inner monologue as she takes each step, trying not to trip on her lifted dress. "Why did I choose this dress?" she might wonder. "Why did I think walking on cobblestones was a good idea?" She'd hate for guests to see her in such an anit-Princess position. Maybe they'll start a new trend of medieval-themed weddings on dirty streets!
Looks like someone has taken their love of My Little Pony to the next level with this custom-made wedding cake topper. The bride and groom ponies, complete with their own mini top hats and veils, are certainly a sight to behold. For someone to custom order this for their wedding, certainly guests know what to expect. If the couple loves ponies that much, it's definitely a well-known fact.
Maybe the bride and groom grew up watching the cartoon and wanted to incorporate it into their special day. Or they're into more... sensual stuff. Either way, this is one wedding cake topper that's sure to make a statement. Let's just hope the ponies don't accidentally come to life and start galloping around the reception.
Well, it looks like this bride and groom decided to have a beautiful destination wedding! But on a garbage-covered beach... I guess they wanted to add some extra "flavor" to their special day. This couple is clearly not deterred by a little (or a lot) of garbage. They're committed to their beach wedding, trash and all.
Let's just hope the seagulls didn't mistake the bride's veil for a discarded piece of plastic. And who knows? Maybe the garbage will provide a unique backdrop for their wedding photos... Although, they'll most likely spend a fortune getting them edited by a professional photographer.
Ah, the classic Kardashian-West wedding photo. Kim Kardashian, looking stunning in her low-cut wedding outfit, is surrounded by fans and paparazzi all vying for a glimpse of the "happy" couple. And there's Kanye West, standing stoically behind her, probably already planning his next album or thinking about how great he is.
It's hard to imagine a more quintessential Kardashian moment. But let's be real, we wouldn't expect anything less from this doomed couple. They know how to work a crowd and create buzz like no one else. But hey, let's not forget what weddings are really about: celebrating love and commitment. Even if you have to do it with a camera in your face.
Ring Bearer of Bad News
Oh boy, it looks like the ring bearer at this wedding got a little too curious about what was under the bride's wedding dress. And the bride, bless her heart, is incapable of keeping a straight face while also giving the kid a gentle reminder that there are some things you just don't do in public.
Hey, kids will be kids, right? And at least he's doing his job of bringing the rings down the aisle. Let's just hope this isn't a sign of things to come later in the reception... The last thing anyone wants is a game of "peek-a-boo" with the bride's wedding dress.
Get a Room!
He's a bit deep there isn't he, sweetheart? This is a family affair! When you want everyone to know you have sex, but you're still a delightful princess - hire a photographer for this shot. Is he going for the garter belt or is he inspecting the goods? Only this guy knows.
Sure, he's probably just messing around with something under her dress...wait, no, that doesn't sound right either. I mean he's probably just adjusting something under her dress. Okay, there's no way to not make this sound like something else so let's just say this is probably more innocent than it looks. Maybe.
Gussied Up Gals
Well, it looks like these military brides are really making the most of their time in Times Square. They've got their umbrellas to shield them from the rain, and they've lifted the hems of their dresses to avoid getting them dirty on the concrete. But wait, what's with all the trash piles surrounding them? Ah, it must be trash day. Nothing says "romance" like the smell of garbage, right?
Still, these brides are making the best of a less-than-ideal situation. Who needs a fancy venue when you've got Times Square and a group of fellow military brides to celebrate with? Plus, I'm sure they'll have some great stories to tell their grandkids one day. "Did I ever tell you about the time your grandpa and I got married surrounded by piles of trash infested with rats in Times Square? Those were the days!"
The Vegas Stripper
Now that's one way to get married in Vegas! This bride is certainly not one to shy away from a little attention, as she emerges from the convertible in her wedding-themed bikini. And let's not forget about the groom, who looks just as excited to be starting his new life with his bikini-clad bride. Who needs a fancy wedding dress and tuxedo when you've got swimwear, am I right?
Apparently, it was nearly 100 degrees on this day, so we don't really blame her decision to strip down. When in Vegas, am I right? I can only imagine what kind of adventures this couple is going to have on their Vegas honeymoon. From the casinos to the pool parties, they're definitely going to be the life of the party. That is, if they don't get an annulment...
Attack of the Pigeons
Well, I guess this bride and groom didn't realize they were booking their wedding photo shoot in the middle of pigeon paradise. These feathered fiends seem to have a bone to pick with the happy couple, and they're not holding back. The bride and groom aren't taking it well, either. At least the groom is taking the brunt of the bird abuse.
Maybe they're nature lovers, or maybe they just have a great sense of humor. Either way, this is one wedding photo shoot they're not going to forget any time soon. We're just glad we're not the one who has to clean all that pigeon poop off their nice clothes afterward. Yikes! That's one hefty dry cleaning bill...
Well, these two lovebirds are certainly taking multi-tasking to a whole new level! Not even a military wedding ceremony can tear them away from their beloved cell phones. We can only imagine what important messages they must be sending— perhaps they're texting each other from across the room, or maybe they're just really good at scrolling through social media without anyone noticing.
But hey, at least they're dressed to impress in their wedding attire, even if they're more focused on their screens than each other. Maybe they'll look back on this photo and remember how connected they were — to their phones, that is. Yeah, maybe this one is best left out of the photo album.
Running of the Bridezilla
Looks like this bride is not one to mess with when it comes to snagging the perfect wedding dress. She's found herself in the midst of a highly competitive basement sale, where brides-to-be battle it out for the best dresses at hugely discounted prices. This event is lovingly dubbed the "Running of the Brides." We can see why!
From the look on her face, it seems like this bride is not taking any chances. She's got a death grip on that dress rack and is ready to fight tooth and nail for her dream dress. We just hope whoever she's yelling at off camera doesn't try to cut in line — they might find themselves on the wrong end of this bride's wrath.
Oh boy, looks like we've got a classic case of crossed-fingers at the altar! Oh... is that not common? This groom might be making a promise to be loyal to his bride, but those sneaky crossed fingers behind his back suggest otherwise. We'd hate to see this photo after the fact...
Is she clued into the deception, or is she blissfully unaware? Either way, this groom better watch out - those crossed fingers might just come back to haunt him in the future. Here's hoping that this little white lie doesn't turn into a big red flag down the road. After all, honesty is always the best policy, especially in marriage!
Love at a Discount!
Looks like this couple's love is as cheap as the 99c store they just got married in front of! Talk about bargain bin romance — it's like they're saying, "I love you almost as much as I love a good deal on off-brand soda and ramen noodles."
But hey, who are we to judge? Love comes in all shapes, sizes, and discount store locations. Maybe this couple just wanted to save a little cash on their big day, or maybe they're just quirky and offbeat. Whatever the reason, we can only hope that their love is as strong and enduring as a squeaky plastic shopping cart.
This little girl in her arm floaties is definitely eyeing that ocean like she's ready to make a break for it. Darn those adults! They're always getting in the way and ruining a perfect good beach day with wedding photoshoots or stuffy parties. Just let the girl swim, for goodness sake!
Or maybe she's just feeling a bit left out; after all, the bride and groom are too busy gazing into each other's eyes to notice her wistful expression. Or maybe she's just really excited about the prospect of splashing around in the waves. Either way, we can all agree that this beach wedding just got a lot more interesting thanks to this little wedding crasher.
ell, this wedding certainly looks like a wild time! I'm not sure if the bride and groom are trying to show off their love for raccoons or if they're simply trying to blend in with the local wildlife. Either way, they definitely succeeded in standing out from the crowd.
And what's with that sign the groom is holding? Did he propose in a trash heap or something? I have so many questions, but I have to admit, I'm loving the creativity and spontaneity of it all. Who needs a boring, traditional wedding when you can have one that's truly unforgettable (and a little bit furry)?
Screams of... Joy?
Well, it seems that the bride and her bridesmaids are trying to prevent the bride from backing out of the wedding, or jumping g on the groom! Maybe he's having second thoughts or maybe he's just messing around, but either way, the ladies aren't having it. In fact, we don't really know what's going on...
It's like a scene out of a movie, with the groom being the damsel in distress and the bride's posse coming to the rescue. Who knows what kind of shenanigans led up to this moment, but one thing's for sure: this wedding is definitely not boring!
Death By Frosting
It's the moment everyone's been waiting for — the annual wedding cake-eating contest! And this bride is not playing around. She's got her veil on, her gown is perfectly fluffed, and she's ready to take on the competition. Why exactly she's doing this is unclear,but at least she's having fun?
With cake crumbs all over her face and frosting in her hair, it's clear that this bride is a force to be reckoned with. And who needs a fork when you can just stuff your face, right? I mean, let's be real, isn't that the true meaning of love? Sharing a cake and not caring how messy you look while doing it.
This wedding photo looks like it was taken straight out of a romantic comedy! The groom in his black tie and swim shorts looks like he's trying to blend in with the waterfall behind him, while the bride is rocking a white bikini and looking like she's having the time of her life.
They must have really taken the "in sickness and in health, in wetness and in dryness" vows seriously. That's how it does, right? Hopefully, they didn't get water up their noses during the kiss. This picture perfectly captures the essence of a summer wedding, where the only thing hotter than the sun is the love between the bride and groom.
Well, it looks like someone couldn't wait for the reception to start! This bride is definitely not playing by the rules. Who needs a fancy champagne flute when you have the whole bottle to yourself? It's like she's saying, "I'm getting married, but that doesn't mean I have to act like a lady all the time."
And who could blame her? Weddings can be stressful, so why not let loose a little and have some fun? Plus, let's be honest, champagne tastes way better straight out of the bottle. Cheers to the happy (and rebellious) couple! But maybe keep these photos away from the in-laws...
Well, it looks like this couple is ready to set sail on the high seas of marriage! The legendary Pamela Anderson channeled her inner sailor with that cute little hat and white bikini, while the groom (Tommy Lee) seems to be going for a more "Mafia boss on vacation" look with that fedora and no shirt.
And what's with the cigar? Is he trying to send smoke signals to the bride from across the aisle? At least they both have a drink in hand, which is always a good sign. Here's hoping they have smooth sailing ahead in their marriage! Oh, they split up? At least the wedding was fun...
Well, it looks like the Running of the Brides sale just got a whole lot more interesting! This bride isn't wasting any time and has decided to strip down right there in the middle of the store to try on her dream wedding dress. And we're sure that the crowd is loving it!
You'd think that people would be laughing and cheering her on like it's some kind of strip show, but the other brides are more concerned with scoring a deal than giving any care to the woman stripped down to her bra. We suppose when you're getting a good deal on a wedding dress, you'll do whatever it takes to make sure it fits, even if that means putting on a little show for your fellow bargain-hunters.
Well, isn't this a lovely sight! The bride's mother carrying the back of her daughter's dress as they navigate through the dirty backstreets of the wedding venue. I guess when the venue coordinator told them to take a shortcut, they didn't expect it to be through a dumpster alley.
But hey, nothing says "romantic" like dodging rats and other risky characters on your way to the altar, right? And look at the mother's face, she's beaming with excitement. Maybe this is her idea of an adventure. Either way, this photo is definitely one for the family album.
These wedding photos have just gone too far. The bride will probably want this trashy photo buried. This is one of those photos that the bride really, truly, and honestly will never want anyone to see past her big day. It was funny in theory.... but definitely only in theory.
But hey, maybe we just have the wrong idea. Maybe they just tripped and fell into the car like this. Or maybe I'm just very innocent and sheltered. We'd hope nothing was actually going on here because that would be illegal and wrong, of course. Unless it's for an OnlyFans page, then it's just for business.
Well, I must say, that's one way to kick off the honeymoon! This groom is clearly excited to start his new life with his bride and what better way to show it than by leapfrogging over her on the pavement? The bride looks slightly bewildered, but hey, it's all in good fun, right?
Maybe they're playing some sort of impromptu game of leapfrog as they explore the neighborhood on their way to the reception. Or maybe the groom is just trying to show off his athleticism. Either way, this couple knows how to keep things playful and fun. Or he's just a daredevil that forces his bride into doing stupid things... In that case, let's just forget this ever happened.
Baring It All
Oh, what a sight to see! A green and yellow wedding, how eccentric can it be? The bride's gown of green is bright and bold, while the groom's bowtie and garter look a little odd.. but those details barely distract us from the feather strip of fabric concealing his... manhood.
Is it an accessory or a meager attempt to cover the guy? Nonetheless, the lovebirds look happy as can be, surrounded by others who chose to wed in a mass ceremony. In the end, it's not the attire that matters, but the love they share, even if it's a little bit unconventional, it's their special affair!
Smash or Pass
Ah, the classic cake smash! Nothing says "I love you" like mushing frosting into your partner's face. It's the ultimate test of trust and communication: can you both handle a little bit of mess and silliness? Or will one of you end up wearing cake for the rest of the night and pouting in the corner?
They're not taking themselves too seriously, which is a great sign for their future together. Plus, if they play their cards right, they might just end up with a hilarious and memorable wedding photo. But hey, at least the bride and groom in this hypothetical wedding picture are both in on the joke.